//HOOOOOOOLY SHIT JUST BROKE 300 FOLLOWERS. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. I’m going to do a follow forever or something like that this weekend in celebration, but seriously THANK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU FOR BEING SO LOVELY.
“What do you want?”
–– “Your essay, Mr Weasley. You were to hand it in at the start of class, and I’ve yet to receive even a blank piece of parchment with your name at the top.”
vibrantooze replied to your post “//Going to work now, but I’ll be back in a few hours. Like if you want…”
WHAT AM I LOOKING AT
//It’s an Audrey II! In other words, the plant from Little Shop of Horrors/my chosen mun FC :D
//Going to work now, but I’ll be back in a few hours. Like if you want a starter!
"…All I did was ask politely. The least you can do is find a generous way of telling me to fuck off…”
–– “That was my polite way. But since you can’t seem to get the message, please: fuck off.”
–– “It’s none of your business what I choose to get up to on my breaks. Don’t you have customers you could stare judgmentally at instead of me?”
–– “Must I do anything? You’ve a working pair of legs; you can do it yourself.”
–– “Yes, I am wearing a dress. No, contrary to popular belief, contact with feminine articles of clothing does not cause me to spontaneously combust.”